Oklahoma bill would require 'furries' be picked up from school by parents, animal control

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Oklahoma bill would require 'furries' be picked up from school by parents, animal control
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$10 says the state legislator responsible for the bill is whatever the most-outlandish type of furry possible is.

Cockvore and hyperscat fan FOR SURE

Cockvore is outlandish?

Huge difference between cockvore and dick sucking

Maybe I've just fallen too far behind in the times, I don't think people usually consume the penis with their teeth these days.

Sorry to inform you, but... Cock vore is the other way around, friend

Only when you're a fan, but also a state legislator introducing an anti-furry bill.

Otherwise, I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say: every single one of us loves cockvore. Totally normal!

Right?! Furries aren't even remotely on the public conscience so how the fuck does he even know about them otherwise

Probably one of those weird fascist ones that everyone else in the fandom wishes didn't exist.

As a sad citizen of Oklahoma, I wish I could upvote you more than once.

I wouldn't joke about that if I were you, vote manipulation is a big problem on Lemmy and since the tools for detection aren't very good (if even there at all) it might cause people to suspect you of cheating the system.