Future of American Dream 🏡Plw@lemmy.today to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 383 points – 5 months ago199Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentHave you lived with another human that needs to shit at same time as you? It definitely happens.Just sit on the other’s lap and drop that double decker deuce, my friend. Also saves water with a single flush.Hell yeah. Or if u have to piss while your wife is shitting just have her spread her legs and go in between. Gotta be on point with ur aim tho.What if one of you is dropping nuggets and the other is “draining the oil pan” with a bout of IBS? You need to be sure who’s the bottom deck.You underestimate my power.Just get 1 bathroom with 2 toiletsSide by side or facing each other?Facing one another so you can hold hands for support during your times of struggle.Depends. Do you prefer cooperative multiplayer or competitive multiplayer?Yes.This can be solved by the technology of just waiting a few minutes until they are done. If you have the space for two bathrooms then sure, go ahead, but the argument here is that there isn't really space for it.Piss off. You've obviously never lived with someone and experienced the moments it was critical to use the toilet. Ever lived with someone while both of you were ill and had diarrhea? Your reply is ignorant.
Have you lived with another human that needs to shit at same time as you? It definitely happens.Just sit on the other’s lap and drop that double decker deuce, my friend. Also saves water with a single flush.Hell yeah. Or if u have to piss while your wife is shitting just have her spread her legs and go in between. Gotta be on point with ur aim tho.What if one of you is dropping nuggets and the other is “draining the oil pan” with a bout of IBS? You need to be sure who’s the bottom deck.You underestimate my power.Just get 1 bathroom with 2 toiletsSide by side or facing each other?Facing one another so you can hold hands for support during your times of struggle.Depends. Do you prefer cooperative multiplayer or competitive multiplayer?Yes.This can be solved by the technology of just waiting a few minutes until they are done. If you have the space for two bathrooms then sure, go ahead, but the argument here is that there isn't really space for it.Piss off. You've obviously never lived with someone and experienced the moments it was critical to use the toilet. Ever lived with someone while both of you were ill and had diarrhea? Your reply is ignorant.
Just sit on the other’s lap and drop that double decker deuce, my friend. Also saves water with a single flush.Hell yeah. Or if u have to piss while your wife is shitting just have her spread her legs and go in between. Gotta be on point with ur aim tho.What if one of you is dropping nuggets and the other is “draining the oil pan” with a bout of IBS? You need to be sure who’s the bottom deck.You underestimate my power.
Hell yeah. Or if u have to piss while your wife is shitting just have her spread her legs and go in between. Gotta be on point with ur aim tho.What if one of you is dropping nuggets and the other is “draining the oil pan” with a bout of IBS? You need to be sure who’s the bottom deck.
What if one of you is dropping nuggets and the other is “draining the oil pan” with a bout of IBS? You need to be sure who’s the bottom deck.
Just get 1 bathroom with 2 toiletsSide by side or facing each other?Facing one another so you can hold hands for support during your times of struggle.Depends. Do you prefer cooperative multiplayer or competitive multiplayer?Yes.
Side by side or facing each other?Facing one another so you can hold hands for support during your times of struggle.Depends. Do you prefer cooperative multiplayer or competitive multiplayer?Yes.
This can be solved by the technology of just waiting a few minutes until they are done. If you have the space for two bathrooms then sure, go ahead, but the argument here is that there isn't really space for it.Piss off. You've obviously never lived with someone and experienced the moments it was critical to use the toilet. Ever lived with someone while both of you were ill and had diarrhea? Your reply is ignorant.
Piss off. You've obviously never lived with someone and experienced the moments it was critical to use the toilet. Ever lived with someone while both of you were ill and had diarrhea? Your reply is ignorant.
Have you lived with another human that needs to shit at same time as you? It definitely happens.
Just sit on the other’s lap and drop that double decker deuce, my friend. Also saves water with a single flush.
Hell yeah. Or if u have to piss while your wife is shitting just have her spread her legs and go in between. Gotta be on point with ur aim tho.
What if one of you is dropping nuggets and the other is “draining the oil pan” with a bout of IBS? You need to be sure who’s the bottom deck.
You underestimate my power.
Just get 1 bathroom with 2 toilets
Side by side or facing each other?
Facing one another so you can hold hands for support during your times of struggle.
Depends. Do you prefer cooperative multiplayer or competitive multiplayer?
Yes.
This can be solved by the technology of just waiting a few minutes until they are done.
If you have the space for two bathrooms then sure, go ahead, but the argument here is that there isn't really space for it.
Piss off. You've obviously never lived with someone and experienced the moments it was critical to use the toilet.
Ever lived with someone while both of you were ill and had diarrhea?
Your reply is ignorant.