Future of American Dream 🏡Plw@lemmy.today to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 383 points – 5 months ago199Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsWhy would you want 2 baths for a single bedroom house....Have you lived with another human that needs to shit at same time as you? It definitely happens.Just sit on the other’s lap and drop that double decker deuce, my friend. Also saves water with a single flush.Hell yeah. Or if u have to piss while your wife is shitting just have her spread her legs and go in between. Gotta be on point with ur aim tho.What if one of you is dropping nuggets and the other is “draining the oil pan” with a bout of IBS? You need to be sure who’s the bottom deck.You underestimate my power.Just get 1 bathroom with 2 toiletsSide by side or facing each other?Facing one another so you can hold hands for support during your times of struggle.Depends. Do you prefer cooperative multiplayer or competitive multiplayer?Yes.This can be solved by the technology of just waiting a few minutes until they are done. If you have the space for two bathrooms then sure, go ahead, but the argument here is that there isn't really space for it.Piss off. You've obviously never lived with someone and experienced the moments it was critical to use the toilet. Ever lived with someone while both of you were ill and had diarrhea? Your reply is ignorant.You can have a separate half bath for guests.That would be 1.5 bathrooms, not 2.when you and your wife both have to take a massive shit in the morningOne for the ensuite, one for the "main" bathroom when guests are over or whatever. I assume there's still a living room of sorts.You are right, check out the 3D tour: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7117-Elm-Cv-San-Antonio-TX-78244/2053945461_zpid/ Looks really cramped...I like that they don't even try to fit a bed in that small ass roomIt's at the back of the room.Do you people not have guests over? Do you want them traipsing upstairs and using your bath room?Uhm yeah? In Europe it's pretty common to just have one bathroom and just... Wait for the other person to be done.
Why would you want 2 baths for a single bedroom house....Have you lived with another human that needs to shit at same time as you? It definitely happens.Just sit on the other’s lap and drop that double decker deuce, my friend. Also saves water with a single flush.Hell yeah. Or if u have to piss while your wife is shitting just have her spread her legs and go in between. Gotta be on point with ur aim tho.What if one of you is dropping nuggets and the other is “draining the oil pan” with a bout of IBS? You need to be sure who’s the bottom deck.You underestimate my power.Just get 1 bathroom with 2 toiletsSide by side or facing each other?Facing one another so you can hold hands for support during your times of struggle.Depends. Do you prefer cooperative multiplayer or competitive multiplayer?Yes.This can be solved by the technology of just waiting a few minutes until they are done. If you have the space for two bathrooms then sure, go ahead, but the argument here is that there isn't really space for it.Piss off. You've obviously never lived with someone and experienced the moments it was critical to use the toilet. Ever lived with someone while both of you were ill and had diarrhea? Your reply is ignorant.You can have a separate half bath for guests.That would be 1.5 bathrooms, not 2.when you and your wife both have to take a massive shit in the morningOne for the ensuite, one for the "main" bathroom when guests are over or whatever. I assume there's still a living room of sorts.You are right, check out the 3D tour: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7117-Elm-Cv-San-Antonio-TX-78244/2053945461_zpid/ Looks really cramped...I like that they don't even try to fit a bed in that small ass roomIt's at the back of the room.Do you people not have guests over? Do you want them traipsing upstairs and using your bath room?Uhm yeah? In Europe it's pretty common to just have one bathroom and just... Wait for the other person to be done.
Have you lived with another human that needs to shit at same time as you? It definitely happens.Just sit on the other’s lap and drop that double decker deuce, my friend. Also saves water with a single flush.Hell yeah. Or if u have to piss while your wife is shitting just have her spread her legs and go in between. Gotta be on point with ur aim tho.What if one of you is dropping nuggets and the other is “draining the oil pan” with a bout of IBS? You need to be sure who’s the bottom deck.You underestimate my power.Just get 1 bathroom with 2 toiletsSide by side or facing each other?Facing one another so you can hold hands for support during your times of struggle.Depends. Do you prefer cooperative multiplayer or competitive multiplayer?Yes.This can be solved by the technology of just waiting a few minutes until they are done. If you have the space for two bathrooms then sure, go ahead, but the argument here is that there isn't really space for it.Piss off. You've obviously never lived with someone and experienced the moments it was critical to use the toilet. Ever lived with someone while both of you were ill and had diarrhea? Your reply is ignorant.
Just sit on the other’s lap and drop that double decker deuce, my friend. Also saves water with a single flush.Hell yeah. Or if u have to piss while your wife is shitting just have her spread her legs and go in between. Gotta be on point with ur aim tho.What if one of you is dropping nuggets and the other is “draining the oil pan” with a bout of IBS? You need to be sure who’s the bottom deck.You underestimate my power.
Hell yeah. Or if u have to piss while your wife is shitting just have her spread her legs and go in between. Gotta be on point with ur aim tho.What if one of you is dropping nuggets and the other is “draining the oil pan” with a bout of IBS? You need to be sure who’s the bottom deck.
What if one of you is dropping nuggets and the other is “draining the oil pan” with a bout of IBS? You need to be sure who’s the bottom deck.
Just get 1 bathroom with 2 toiletsSide by side or facing each other?Facing one another so you can hold hands for support during your times of struggle.Depends. Do you prefer cooperative multiplayer or competitive multiplayer?Yes.
Side by side or facing each other?Facing one another so you can hold hands for support during your times of struggle.Depends. Do you prefer cooperative multiplayer or competitive multiplayer?Yes.
This can be solved by the technology of just waiting a few minutes until they are done. If you have the space for two bathrooms then sure, go ahead, but the argument here is that there isn't really space for it.Piss off. You've obviously never lived with someone and experienced the moments it was critical to use the toilet. Ever lived with someone while both of you were ill and had diarrhea? Your reply is ignorant.
Piss off. You've obviously never lived with someone and experienced the moments it was critical to use the toilet. Ever lived with someone while both of you were ill and had diarrhea? Your reply is ignorant.
One for the ensuite, one for the "main" bathroom when guests are over or whatever. I assume there's still a living room of sorts.You are right, check out the 3D tour: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7117-Elm-Cv-San-Antonio-TX-78244/2053945461_zpid/ Looks really cramped...I like that they don't even try to fit a bed in that small ass roomIt's at the back of the room.
You are right, check out the 3D tour: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7117-Elm-Cv-San-Antonio-TX-78244/2053945461_zpid/ Looks really cramped...I like that they don't even try to fit a bed in that small ass roomIt's at the back of the room.
Do you people not have guests over? Do you want them traipsing upstairs and using your bath room?Uhm yeah? In Europe it's pretty common to just have one bathroom and just... Wait for the other person to be done.
Uhm yeah? In Europe it's pretty common to just have one bathroom and just... Wait for the other person to be done.
Why would you want 2 baths for a single bedroom house....
Have you lived with another human that needs to shit at same time as you? It definitely happens.
Just sit on the other’s lap and drop that double decker deuce, my friend. Also saves water with a single flush.
Hell yeah. Or if u have to piss while your wife is shitting just have her spread her legs and go in between. Gotta be on point with ur aim tho.
What if one of you is dropping nuggets and the other is “draining the oil pan” with a bout of IBS? You need to be sure who’s the bottom deck.
You underestimate my power.
Just get 1 bathroom with 2 toilets
Side by side or facing each other?
Facing one another so you can hold hands for support during your times of struggle.
Depends. Do you prefer cooperative multiplayer or competitive multiplayer?
Yes.
This can be solved by the technology of just waiting a few minutes until they are done.
If you have the space for two bathrooms then sure, go ahead, but the argument here is that there isn't really space for it.
Piss off. You've obviously never lived with someone and experienced the moments it was critical to use the toilet.
Ever lived with someone while both of you were ill and had diarrhea?
Your reply is ignorant.
You can have a separate half bath for guests.
That would be 1.5 bathrooms, not 2.
when you and your wife both have to take a massive shit in the morning
One for the ensuite, one for the "main" bathroom when guests are over or whatever. I assume there's still a living room of sorts.
You are right, check out the 3D tour:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7117-Elm-Cv-San-Antonio-TX-78244/2053945461_zpid/
Looks really cramped...
I like that they don't even try to fit a bed in that small ass room
It's at the back of the room.
Do you people not have guests over? Do you want them traipsing upstairs and using your bath room?
Uhm yeah? In Europe it's pretty common to just have one bathroom and just... Wait for the other person to be done.