Apple Vision Pro Owners Are Struggling to Figure Out What They Just Boughtpsychothumbs@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.world – 588 points – 5 months agonymag.com273Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsPeople walking around with them on is basically just their wait of saying "look at my butthole!" Wait, are they ONLY wearing these? Because otherwise how are you seeing their butthole?You're going to tell me they sold 3500$ goggles without the xray specs the first Quest units had accidentally? If I'm going to drop a rent payment on some bulky Overwatch Tracer goggles then they sure as hell will do x-ray specs.Wait what? Xray specs?It gets displayed on a screen on the front of the deviceYeah. It's like the emperors new clothes. Only other "acceptable" humans with the same ecosystem buy-in can see their virtual clothes. Everyone else needs to look at their buttholes.Remember the Google Glassholes?For a second on my mind I Imagined a butt dildo with a night vision camera at the top... I am not going to check if that exists.
People walking around with them on is basically just their wait of saying "look at my butthole!" Wait, are they ONLY wearing these? Because otherwise how are you seeing their butthole?You're going to tell me they sold 3500$ goggles without the xray specs the first Quest units had accidentally? If I'm going to drop a rent payment on some bulky Overwatch Tracer goggles then they sure as hell will do x-ray specs.Wait what? Xray specs?It gets displayed on a screen on the front of the deviceYeah. It's like the emperors new clothes. Only other "acceptable" humans with the same ecosystem buy-in can see their virtual clothes. Everyone else needs to look at their buttholes.Remember the Google Glassholes?For a second on my mind I Imagined a butt dildo with a night vision camera at the top... I am not going to check if that exists.
Wait, are they ONLY wearing these? Because otherwise how are you seeing their butthole?You're going to tell me they sold 3500$ goggles without the xray specs the first Quest units had accidentally? If I'm going to drop a rent payment on some bulky Overwatch Tracer goggles then they sure as hell will do x-ray specs.Wait what? Xray specs?It gets displayed on a screen on the front of the deviceYeah. It's like the emperors new clothes. Only other "acceptable" humans with the same ecosystem buy-in can see their virtual clothes. Everyone else needs to look at their buttholes.
You're going to tell me they sold 3500$ goggles without the xray specs the first Quest units had accidentally? If I'm going to drop a rent payment on some bulky Overwatch Tracer goggles then they sure as hell will do x-ray specs.Wait what? Xray specs?
Yeah. It's like the emperors new clothes. Only other "acceptable" humans with the same ecosystem buy-in can see their virtual clothes. Everyone else needs to look at their buttholes.
For a second on my mind I Imagined a butt dildo with a night vision camera at the top... I am not going to check if that exists.
People walking around with them on is basically just their wait of saying "look at my butthole!"
Wait, are they ONLY wearing these? Because otherwise how are you seeing their butthole?
You're going to tell me they sold 3500$ goggles without the xray specs the first Quest units had accidentally?
If I'm going to drop a rent payment on some bulky Overwatch Tracer goggles then they sure as hell will do x-ray specs.
Wait what? Xray specs?
It gets displayed on a screen on the front of the device
Yeah. It's like the emperors new clothes. Only other "acceptable" humans with the same ecosystem buy-in can see their virtual clothes.
Everyone else needs to look at their buttholes.
Remember the Google Glassholes?
For a second on my mind I Imagined a butt dildo with a night vision camera at the top... I am not going to check if that exists.