Cookie Monster complaint about "shrinkflation" sparks response from White House
cbsnews.com
"Me hate shrinkflation! Me cookies are getting smaller," the googly-eyed, furry blue muppet declared on X on Monday, tapping into an economic trend of the day. "Guess me going to have to eat double da cookies!"
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Double Stuffed Oreos are the new regular Oreos and regular Oreos are now 'go fuck yourself' sized.
I like that honest branding. "Go fuck yourself Oreos", "Eat a dick Craft Mac and Cheese", "Piss-off sized Tide Detergent"...
Nah, the Piss Tide detergent variant is BIGGER for extra effectiveness when you've pissed yourself.
It contains no extra detergents, just more water in the package.
Piss Tide actually works historically.
https://montrealgazette.com/opinion/columnists/the-right-chemistry-laundry-secrets-of-the-ancient-romans
Regular oreos are the new single-ply toilet paper equivalent
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