This website that threatens anyone who right clicks

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you focus on that popup and ignore all the crank shit that is on this page

yes a piece of granite (?) with $60 pricetag put on my amplifier COMPLETELY changes how my vinyls sound like

statements dreamed of by the utterly deranged

Right click?? Why did we ever need a second or third or seventeenth button anyway?

They have played us for absolute fools

a single button makes the clicks sound warmer.

That mouse worked just fine for Crystal Quest! Kids these days.

It got me through so many rounds of Zany Golf!

Oh my god I loved Crystal Quest. I thought everyone forgot about it

There are dozens of us who had no idea we heard an orgasm at the end of every wave!

A piece of granite placed on the turntable would change how his records sound, but not necessarily in a good way.

Depending on the artist of course.

Does it only work for rock albums?

I'll see myself out.

You know, I considered that pun, but decided it was too obvious - I shouldn't have taken it for granite.

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