Some of my iterations are delightfully recursivemerari42@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 487 points – 5 months ago53Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsHell yeah, brother. Functional programmers rise up.As long as you do it without side effects... total_armageddon = launch_nuclear_missile <$> [1...] Return a list of cloned functional programmers with their positions translated towards positive y!Thankfully our immutability makes us immune to fall damage.Writer monads am I right? 😅1 more...I must once again post The Night Watch [PDF]I said fuck it, should be a good time passer. 20ish minutes later I want to be a systems programmer. Sounds fun, what can I say.Well, then I must point that Haskell is one of the best languages out there for system hacking...Haven't used a loop in almost a decade! It's a nice life 😎Hell yeah! Groovy programmer here, mapping closures over lists of objects.1 more...
Hell yeah, brother. Functional programmers rise up.As long as you do it without side effects... total_armageddon = launch_nuclear_missile <$> [1...] Return a list of cloned functional programmers with their positions translated towards positive y!Thankfully our immutability makes us immune to fall damage.Writer monads am I right? 😅1 more...I must once again post The Night Watch [PDF]I said fuck it, should be a good time passer. 20ish minutes later I want to be a systems programmer. Sounds fun, what can I say.Well, then I must point that Haskell is one of the best languages out there for system hacking...Haven't used a loop in almost a decade! It's a nice life 😎Hell yeah! Groovy programmer here, mapping closures over lists of objects.1 more...
As long as you do it without side effects... total_armageddon = launch_nuclear_missile <$> [1...] Return a list of cloned functional programmers with their positions translated towards positive y!Thankfully our immutability makes us immune to fall damage.Writer monads am I right? 😅1 more...
Return a list of cloned functional programmers with their positions translated towards positive y!Thankfully our immutability makes us immune to fall damage.
I must once again post The Night Watch [PDF]I said fuck it, should be a good time passer. 20ish minutes later I want to be a systems programmer. Sounds fun, what can I say.Well, then I must point that Haskell is one of the best languages out there for system hacking...
I said fuck it, should be a good time passer. 20ish minutes later I want to be a systems programmer. Sounds fun, what can I say.
Hell yeah, brother. Functional programmers rise up.
As long as you do it without side effects...
Return a list of cloned functional programmers with their positions translated towards positive y!
Thankfully our immutability makes us immune to fall damage.
Writer monads am I right? 😅
I must once again post The Night Watch [PDF]
I said fuck it, should be a good time passer. 20ish minutes later I want to be a systems programmer. Sounds fun, what can I say.
Well, then I must point that Haskell is one of the best languages out there for system hacking...
Haven't used a loop in almost a decade! It's a nice life 😎
Hell yeah! Groovy programmer here, mapping closures over lists of objects.