I just love painalphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 484 points – 5 months ago28Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentOr – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.Or - just a thought - don't deploy on fridays.Sounds reasonable.If you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won't break, I have a bridge to sell you.Oh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!Found the project manager.Reasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.If you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on thisI just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn't get to knock off on time.Lmao, so you're not a programmer, are you?1 more...
Or – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.Or - just a thought - don't deploy on fridays.Sounds reasonable.If you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won't break, I have a bridge to sell you.Oh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!Found the project manager.Reasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.If you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on thisI just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn't get to knock off on time.Lmao, so you're not a programmer, are you?1 more...
If you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on this
I just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn't get to knock off on time.
Or – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.
Or - just a thought - don't deploy on fridays.
Sounds reasonable.
If you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won't break, I have a bridge to sell you.
Oh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!
Found the project manager.
Reasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.
If you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on this
I just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn't get to knock off on time.
Lmao, so you're not a programmer, are you?