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He already did the hard part! Why won't you lazy fucks implement his great ideas?

It is, in fact, very easy to code a game!

from pygame import game
game.load_player()
game.load_enemies()
game.load_audio()
game.run()

I'm glad that there's no micro transactions nor loot boxes.

That's in game.load_dlc() we opted not to include that until our game is already beloved on steam.

Make sure to add mandatory EGS accounts later.

EGS? Oh, no. We don't do that here. We're more along the lines of:

if date.today() - RELEASE_DATE > timedelta(days=90):
    try:
        game.prompt_user_to_connect_3rd_party_account()
    except PlayerRefusal:
        sys.exit(0)

Iā€™m writing this down. Fuck, my first game!!!

You can't do that, you're committing copyright infringement! Change gameto mygame though, and you're golden.

Ah see I knew it would be too much work after all

Just have ChatGPT do it then. Not so sophisticated AI after all, huh?