Millennials in retirement

ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1514 points –
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What is this "retirement" you speak of?

Oooh! The period where they put us all out on an ice flow when we become too old to work!

You think we will still have ice?!

I always thought the "ice floes" was just figurative, but apparently there actually used to be ice there! TIL~!

Too old to work under current technology? Don't worry your years on ice will not be in vain as we will awaken you as soon as the technology is available to get you back to work. You got to pay off that cryo stasis debt you didn't ask for after all.