What did you buy that improved your life?

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Gym membership. Previously I was doing some working out on my own, but it's nice to get out, and easier to bring friends along.

I did the typical thing: first week of January signed up to the YMCA and committed to a couch-to-5k, and have to admit I'm feeling a lot lot lot better.

Oh look at Mr./Ms. Fancypants over here who has friends.

...up until now, I actually thought that we were friends. I guess all those deep meaningful convos we had whilst playing Burnout2 and drinking diet Dr Pepper meant nothing to you...

It's not you; it's me. We've just...drifted apart! turns around, crying

you just burnout2'd a hole on my chest!

I'm sorry. We've both said some N0Sty things lately...

I can't BEAR to hear it anymore!

(Wait, where's a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.)

I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you...

I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!

DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!

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Sorry I misspoke. I meant people who I fear socially so I try to stay in their good books

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