What did you buy that improved your life?linucs@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 98 points – 6 months ago196Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentOh look at Mr./Ms. Fancypants over here who has friends....up until now, I actually thought that we were friends. I guess all those deep meaningful convos we had whilst playing Burnout2 and drinking diet Dr Pepper meant nothing to you...It's not you; it's me. We've just...drifted apart! turns around, cryingyou just burnout2'd a hole on my chest!I'm sorry. We've both said some N0Sty things lately...I can't BEAR to hear it anymore!(Wait, where's a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.) I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you...I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!Give me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let's see em)(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?) No, I don't think I WHALE.shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...Sorry I misspoke. I meant people who I fear socially so I try to stay in their good books2 more...
Oh look at Mr./Ms. Fancypants over here who has friends....up until now, I actually thought that we were friends. I guess all those deep meaningful convos we had whilst playing Burnout2 and drinking diet Dr Pepper meant nothing to you...It's not you; it's me. We've just...drifted apart! turns around, cryingyou just burnout2'd a hole on my chest!I'm sorry. We've both said some N0Sty things lately...I can't BEAR to hear it anymore!(Wait, where's a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.) I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you...I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!Give me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let's see em)(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?) No, I don't think I WHALE.shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...Sorry I misspoke. I meant people who I fear socially so I try to stay in their good books2 more...
...up until now, I actually thought that we were friends. I guess all those deep meaningful convos we had whilst playing Burnout2 and drinking diet Dr Pepper meant nothing to you...It's not you; it's me. We've just...drifted apart! turns around, cryingyou just burnout2'd a hole on my chest!I'm sorry. We've both said some N0Sty things lately...I can't BEAR to hear it anymore!(Wait, where's a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.) I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you...I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!Give me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let's see em)(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?) No, I don't think I WHALE.shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
It's not you; it's me. We've just...drifted apart! turns around, cryingyou just burnout2'd a hole on my chest!I'm sorry. We've both said some N0Sty things lately...I can't BEAR to hear it anymore!(Wait, where's a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.) I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you...I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!Give me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let's see em)(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?) No, I don't think I WHALE.shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
you just burnout2'd a hole on my chest!I'm sorry. We've both said some N0Sty things lately...I can't BEAR to hear it anymore!(Wait, where's a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.) I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you...I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!Give me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let's see em)(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?) No, I don't think I WHALE.shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
I'm sorry. We've both said some N0Sty things lately...I can't BEAR to hear it anymore!(Wait, where's a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.) I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you...I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!Give me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let's see em)(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?) No, I don't think I WHALE.shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
I can't BEAR to hear it anymore!(Wait, where's a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.) I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you...I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!Give me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let's see em)(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?) No, I don't think I WHALE.shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
(Wait, where's a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.) I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you...I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!Give me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let's see em)(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?) No, I don't think I WHALE.shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!Give me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let's see em)(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?) No, I don't think I WHALE.shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!Give me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let's see em)(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?) No, I don't think I WHALE.shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
Give me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let's see em)(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?) No, I don't think I WHALE.shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?) No, I don't think I WHALE.shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.2 more...2 more...2 more...
Oh look at Mr./Ms. Fancypants over here who has friends.
...up until now, I actually thought that we were friends. I guess all those deep meaningful convos we had whilst playing Burnout2 and drinking diet Dr Pepper meant nothing to you...
It's not you; it's me. We've just...drifted apart! turns around, crying
you just burnout2'd a hole on my chest!
I'm sorry. We've both said some N0Sty things lately...
I can't BEAR to hear it anymore!
(Wait, where's a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.)
I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you...
I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!
DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!
Give me your MONEY right now!
(seriously, hands up. Let's see em)
(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?)
No, I don't think I WHALE.
shoots gun into shoulder
Yeah, so, money now if you would, please
Your F A C E.
Sorry I misspoke. I meant people who I fear socially so I try to stay in their good books