House Republicans' burning problem: 'We desperately need a place to smoke cigars'

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House Republicans' burning problem: 'We desperately need a place to smoke cigars'
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I think we should all try to support anything that lets rich old bureaucrats kill themselves faster if unwanted side effects can be minimized.

we should convince them that mercury is the secret to immortality again

We should heat that shit up and tell them to huff the murica vapors.

If we learned anything from COVID, all we have to do is tell them that “Liberal Elite “””DOCTORS””” don’t want you using this home-grown remedy!”

Except, like most of what these crooks do, others are harmed by it as well.

So put in a mass order on cheap second-hand carbon fiber for custom-built submarines?

I like the way you think. Maybe they could even lobby and call in favors against the common good to reserve their seat.