This seems pretty fucking dark even for a shitpost.
Shit is also quite dark so.....
Mine is green🟢
You should get that checked out
It's supposed to be red
Bro I had a major scare last month. TP came back straight blood red. Was like great got the colon C or even hemorrhoids.... Nope just crappy low quality TP scraping my gentle, milksoft asshole flesh. Switched back to the nice stuff and nothing but beautiful brown now baby.
Not OP, but I have much darker jokes for you. But I'm afraid this whole Lemmy instance will be closed down by authorities if I post any of them.
Ok, something milder, without any racism or other shit like that, just a happy kids' song about nuclear war. Here's rough Google translation of lyrics into English. Great song to sing along in the kindergarden! I mean every kid wishes to be nuked and can't wait for the moment!
This seems pretty fucking dark even for a shitpost.
Shit is also quite dark so.....
Mine is green🟢
You should get that checked out It's supposed to be red
Bro I had a major scare last month. TP came back straight blood red. Was like great got the colon C or even hemorrhoids.... Nope just crappy low quality TP scraping my gentle, milksoft asshole flesh. Switched back to the nice stuff and nothing but beautiful brown now baby.
Not OP, but I have much darker jokes for you. But I'm afraid this whole Lemmy instance will be closed down by authorities if I post any of them.
Go ahead; .world is getting too big anyway.
DO IT!
Ok, something milder, without any racism or other shit like that, just a happy kids' song about nuclear war. Here's rough Google translation of lyrics into English. Great song to sing along in the kindergarden! I mean every kid wishes to be nuked and can't wait for the moment!
Something something food something kids.