I love this idea and am filing it away for the imaginary future where I own a home and need more greenery, damn it! Because it's going to be so lush and green. And there will be water and mountains and a rainbow...
if the internet has taught me anything and it hasn't, you can't properly contain bamboo
Alternatively do this with bamboo (properly contained so it doesn't spread) and it will be giant in under 1 year
If you do that though you'll attract pandas. And they won't even procreate in your yard. Bamboo isn't worth the hassle.
They seem cute until you find one scurrying around your kitchen in the middle of the night.
You may attract python too!
It's already on my computer. What do I do?
How exactly does one properly contain bamboo at that scale
Because Bamboo expands by sending out underground runners you have to put some type of underground barrier to stop them.
https://www.rhizomebarrier.com/how-to-contain-bamboo-a-helpful-illustrated-guide/
I love this idea and am filing it away for the imaginary future where I own a home and need more greenery, damn it! Because it's going to be so lush and green. And there will be water and mountains and a rainbow...
if the internet has taught me anything and it hasn't, you can't properly contain bamboo