Vance is truly a gift. If that villain didn't already exist, the Democrats would have to create him.
(I'm still not convinced Vance isn't some Manchurian Candidate sleeper agent time traveler sent back to sabotage any future Trump presidency)
The Couchinator
Get in the choppah cushions
If there’s one place I don’t want to be, it’s inside JD Vance’s couch cushions. If you could even separate them at this point, they’ve got to be crusted together.
Possibly not fully crusty, slightly damp. A rolling release, if you will.
Vance: I use couch, btw
That’s the best, and worst, part. The left just doesn’t ever need to create boogey-men because the right simply cannot help themselves but be just the fucking worst. They say it all themselves, none of that misrepresenting or twisting of words or anything, they just fuckin’ say how shitty they are all the damn time. And you can still double check to make sure!
If people were clued in, or even just not brainwashed by Fox, there would be no Republicans.
He is legitimately weird.
Apparently, according to classmates at Yale, he was pretty normal then. It would seem he got MAGAfied at some point later.
Perhaps a couch-borne illness?
I keep saying that Vance has one single job. That is to do the thing that Pence wouldn't on January 6th. That's it!
Trump expected to flop over the line if facing Biden. Vance was Trump's do-over if he didn't make it.
It explains Trump's absolute disregard for his VP pick. Was Vance even vetted? Doesn't matter!
Vance is truly a gift. If that villain didn't already exist, the Democrats would have to create him.
(I'm still not convinced Vance isn't some Manchurian Candidate sleeper agent time traveler sent back to sabotage any future Trump presidency)
The Couchinator
Get in the
choppahcushionsIf there’s one place I don’t want to be, it’s inside JD Vance’s couch cushions. If you could even separate them at this point, they’ve got to be crusted together.
Possibly not fully crusty, slightly damp. A rolling release, if you will.
Vance: I use couch, btw
That’s the best, and worst, part. The left just doesn’t ever need to create boogey-men because the right simply cannot help themselves but be just the fucking worst. They say it all themselves, none of that misrepresenting or twisting of words or anything, they just fuckin’ say how shitty they are all the damn time. And you can still double check to make sure!
If people were clued in, or even just not brainwashed by Fox, there would be no Republicans.
He is legitimately weird.
Apparently, according to classmates at Yale, he was pretty normal then. It would seem he got MAGAfied at some point later.
Perhaps a couch-borne illness?
I keep saying that Vance has one single job. That is to do the thing that Pence wouldn't on January 6th. That's it!
Trump expected to flop over the line if facing Biden. Vance was Trump's do-over if he didn't make it.
It explains Trump's absolute disregard for his VP pick. Was Vance even vetted? Doesn't matter!