Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 292 points – 1 months ago395Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentNot judging, but that is definitely gay.Only if he gets a bonerKinda hard to cum without an erection, though, right?I think they meant the giver.Only if they kiss afterwards.What if the kiss is just kissing the homies goodnight?It's not gay as long as the kiss is only 1/4" of tongue or less.Put away the D, wait 10 mins and you're good.Sounds like a happy experience all round.Just pretend he's a woman.
Not judging, but that is definitely gay.Only if he gets a bonerKinda hard to cum without an erection, though, right?I think they meant the giver.Only if they kiss afterwards.What if the kiss is just kissing the homies goodnight?It's not gay as long as the kiss is only 1/4" of tongue or less.Put away the D, wait 10 mins and you're good.Sounds like a happy experience all round.Just pretend he's a woman.
Only if he gets a bonerKinda hard to cum without an erection, though, right?I think they meant the giver.
Only if they kiss afterwards.What if the kiss is just kissing the homies goodnight?It's not gay as long as the kiss is only 1/4" of tongue or less.Put away the D, wait 10 mins and you're good.
What if the kiss is just kissing the homies goodnight?It's not gay as long as the kiss is only 1/4" of tongue or less.Put away the D, wait 10 mins and you're good.
Not judging, but that is definitely gay.
Only if he gets a boner
Kinda hard to cum without an erection, though, right?
I think they meant the giver.
Only if they kiss afterwards.
What if the kiss is just kissing the homies goodnight?
It's not gay as long as the kiss is only 1/4" of tongue or less.
Put away the D, wait 10 mins and you're good.
Sounds like a happy experience all round.
Just pretend he's a woman.