We must all submit to the unseen orb.Data's Cat Spot@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 860 points – 1 years ago69Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentSurrounded by a golden aura ☑️ Constantly changing form ☑️ Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️ Radiates warmth ☑️ The sun is an angel confirmedwtf I'm religious nowI'm not. The Sun isn't real, it's just something The Church made up to control the sheeple.So… the Sun is just a cold orb that reflects the Moon’s light?wake up sheepleBut, if there's no sun, how do we know when it's time to wake up? I do believe that's checkers, mate.We know because of our alarm clocks, duh!Trading one god-master for another, man.Roosters. Birds are the only real things.A lot of religions were based around/heavily features the sun, makes sense.Not really. Worshipping the sun actually kinda makes sensehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S6DKqcU9MFloats in the silent empty void ☑️ Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️ Surrounded by its dead children ☑️ Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️ Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️ Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we're gone ☑️ The sun is an eldritch horror confirmedHail to the Sun God! We know he's a fun god! Ra! Ra! Ra!Ra, Ra, Ra! Sis boom bah! Paddy wagon, paddy wagon, Ra, Ra, Ra!Yeah but how many eyes does it haveGives life to all earthly beings ☑️ Exists long before and long after us ☑️ Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️ ... Seems time to start praying to Ra.1 more...
Surrounded by a golden aura ☑️ Constantly changing form ☑️ Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️ Radiates warmth ☑️ The sun is an angel confirmedwtf I'm religious nowI'm not. The Sun isn't real, it's just something The Church made up to control the sheeple.So… the Sun is just a cold orb that reflects the Moon’s light?wake up sheepleBut, if there's no sun, how do we know when it's time to wake up? I do believe that's checkers, mate.We know because of our alarm clocks, duh!Trading one god-master for another, man.Roosters. Birds are the only real things.A lot of religions were based around/heavily features the sun, makes sense.Not really. Worshipping the sun actually kinda makes sensehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S6DKqcU9MFloats in the silent empty void ☑️ Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️ Surrounded by its dead children ☑️ Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️ Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️ Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we're gone ☑️ The sun is an eldritch horror confirmedHail to the Sun God! We know he's a fun god! Ra! Ra! Ra!Ra, Ra, Ra! Sis boom bah! Paddy wagon, paddy wagon, Ra, Ra, Ra!Yeah but how many eyes does it haveGives life to all earthly beings ☑️ Exists long before and long after us ☑️ Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️ ... Seems time to start praying to Ra.1 more...
wtf I'm religious nowI'm not. The Sun isn't real, it's just something The Church made up to control the sheeple.So… the Sun is just a cold orb that reflects the Moon’s light?wake up sheepleBut, if there's no sun, how do we know when it's time to wake up? I do believe that's checkers, mate.We know because of our alarm clocks, duh!Trading one god-master for another, man.Roosters. Birds are the only real things.A lot of religions were based around/heavily features the sun, makes sense.Not really. Worshipping the sun actually kinda makes sensehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S6DKqcU9M
I'm not. The Sun isn't real, it's just something The Church made up to control the sheeple.So… the Sun is just a cold orb that reflects the Moon’s light?wake up sheepleBut, if there's no sun, how do we know when it's time to wake up? I do believe that's checkers, mate.We know because of our alarm clocks, duh!Trading one god-master for another, man.Roosters. Birds are the only real things.
wake up sheepleBut, if there's no sun, how do we know when it's time to wake up? I do believe that's checkers, mate.We know because of our alarm clocks, duh!Trading one god-master for another, man.Roosters. Birds are the only real things.
But, if there's no sun, how do we know when it's time to wake up? I do believe that's checkers, mate.We know because of our alarm clocks, duh!Trading one god-master for another, man.Roosters. Birds are the only real things.
Floats in the silent empty void ☑️ Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️ Surrounded by its dead children ☑️ Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️ Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️ Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we're gone ☑️ The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed
Hail to the Sun God! We know he's a fun god! Ra! Ra! Ra!Ra, Ra, Ra! Sis boom bah! Paddy wagon, paddy wagon, Ra, Ra, Ra!
Gives life to all earthly beings ☑️ Exists long before and long after us ☑️ Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️ ... Seems time to start praying to Ra.
Surrounded by a golden aura ☑️
Constantly changing form ☑️
Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️
Radiates warmth ☑️
The sun is an angel confirmed
wtf I'm religious now
I'm not. The Sun isn't real, it's just something The Church made up to control the sheeple.
So… the Sun is just a cold orb that reflects the Moon’s light?
wake up sheeple
But, if there's no sun, how do we know when it's time to wake up?
I do believe that's checkers, mate.
We know because of our alarm clocks, duh!
Trading one god-master for another, man.
Roosters. Birds are the only real things.
A lot of religions were based around/heavily features the sun, makes sense.
Not really. Worshipping the sun actually kinda makes sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S6DKqcU9M
Floats in the silent empty void ☑️
Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️
Surrounded by its dead children ☑️
Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️
Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️
Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we're gone ☑️
The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed
Hail to the Sun God!
We know he's a fun god!
Ra! Ra! Ra!
Ra, Ra, Ra! Sis boom bah! Paddy wagon, paddy wagon, Ra, Ra, Ra!
Yeah but how many eyes does it have
Gives life to all earthly beings ☑️
Exists long before and long after us ☑️
Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️
...
Seems time to start praying to Ra.