A former executive says he was fired by Salesforce after raising concerns about software said to process and organize customer data in milliseconds: 'It was all a lie.'

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A former executive says he was fired by Salesforce after raising concerns about software said to process and organize customer data in milliseconds: 'It was all a lie.'
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A former executive says he was fired by Salesforce after raising concerns about software said to process and organize customer data in milliseconds: 'It was all a lie.'::The lawsuit alleged Salesforce retaliated against the executive after raising concerns about the product claims.

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I wonder what their defense will be. "You said it would process in milliseconds, but it took hours to complete!!"

"Sure, it took hours...but it still happened in milliseconds, too..."

That would be such a Caboose type of defense πŸ˜‚

β€œTime... line? Time isn't made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round.”

Oh man, I haven't thought about RvB in so long, thank you πŸ˜‚

"The Sarge is still a Lieutenant? Oh. My. God. The teleporter sent me back in time!"

Why are there six pedals but only four directions?

Well, yeah, they didn't specify how MANY milliseconds. 10,000,000 milliseconds is still milliseconds.

Judges are still going to take reasonable interpretations of the language into context, though.

Judges are gonna take bags of money with dollar signs on them.

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