OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.world – 286 points –
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Let me sing you the song of my people: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Every time I hear bird calls, my brain immediately translates to, "WHO WANTS TO FUCK, I AM A BIRD WHO WANTS TO FUCK."

My father can say that in the language of sparrow owls and can attract several female ones per hour.

Sky's too bright, this shit starts at like 4am.