And then the boss did what

UltraHamster64@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 447 points –
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Just make sure you gear up before you go to HR. They are there to protect the company, not the employee, and you wouldn't believe the size of the axe they use to do this.

Me after facing off with Iudex Gundyr: That's most pleasant meeting I've ever had with a boss.

Rape you in the ass (it was a dark soul boss)

Me drinking from my estus flask (whiskey bottle) when I'm in a bossfight (investor meeting) and rolling away butt naked (i made a light parry build)

Lol every time.

Then you try to pause it before realizing you can't and now you're definitely fucking dead. Have fun trying to remember how you got there.

Seath the Scaleless caused me actual trauma.

Dark Souls 4 dropped it seems?

I’m not sure where I read dark souls 4. It’s very late here in the US…

Assigned you as this year’s office skimpy cosplay?