God says He's sorry about creating Republicans

SolidGrue@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 186 points –

Nobody's perfect.

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God fucked up. These results aren’t what you’d expect of a supreme selfless god. This is what you’d expect from an office temp god with a bad attitude.

Between you and me, in any decently run universe this god would have been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago.

He was doing this job 14 billion years before we got here. I get burned out at every job by the first year. I wouldn't give a shit either about us.