What's the most embarrassing thing you did in front of your crush?

anonymous@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 51 points –
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Asking her out. Next to her friends. They laughed a lot.

Aw, I'm so sorry, that must've hurt. I had a similar thing happen to me but in a dream... I never had the confidence to ask her out irl

I was 12 or 13 back then, it was a long time ago. I still think of it from time to time, 20 years later.

In first grade I had a crush on this boy. We were in art class standing in line to show the teacher what we did and I got to stand next to him. I was so excited. So excited that I suddenly needed to pee. I was dancing around because I didn’t want to leave the line. So eventually what happened was I knew it was coming out and in my embarrassment I looked him dead in the eye and peed my pants.

This is one of the most six-year-old stories ever

This girl I knew had a fake seizure in front of me at a public museum. She had a crush on me, which I already was aware of, but I liked her as a friend. Even so, the flag was pretty red on that friendship.

We were out in a group and very drunk, and he said I could kiss him, but it ended up being this weird lunge and everyone fell about laughing.

He did stick his hands down my shorts later, so it wasn't entirely a failure...

Write them like a super long angsty letter about it all which they promptly shared throughout my school. Decades ago now and we eventually hooked up and then went out separate ways but man was it a bummer at the time.