Carry a gun with you. If someone tries to rob you, grab your chest and say "Call an ambulance!" Then pull out your gun and say "but not for me!"
On a more serious note: A spoon. Hold the cup of the spoon with your thumb, pressing it with your index finger. Now it's a blunt weapon, unless you sharpen your spoons.
Carry a gun with you. If someone tries to rob you, grab your chest and say "Call an ambulance!" Then pull out your gun and say "but not for me!"
On a more serious note: A spoon. Hold the cup of the spoon with your thumb, pressing it with your index finger. Now it's a blunt weapon, unless you sharpen your spoons.
If you've got a good singing voice, you can always accompany it with this
Or if you're trans like me there's this gem from Harley Poe
https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Fork_of_Horripilation
With by luck, they have a vore fetish.