Fr(ul)ench

Andromeda@beehaw.org to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 206 points –
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I want to learn Quebec French just to annoy everybody should I ever go France. Maybe throw in a few Arabic words, too, I heard that's very popular among the older generation.

I'll never tolerate those baguette fuckers

It's usually the other way around, we don't fuck a baguette, we use our baguette to fuck.

The moment you ride your baguette you are a baguette fucker. When you are riding a baguette which has another ones dick in it, you are french now.

They just take your crops and pay you crap then expect you to be grateful.

Inherited Frenchphobia passed down through the generations. Trying to break the cycle but itโ€™s hard.

FRENCH ๐Ÿ‘ RIGHTS ๐Ÿ‘ ARE ๐Ÿ‘ HUMAN ๐Ÿ‘ RIGHTS ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

FRENCH ๐Ÿ‘ MEN ๐Ÿ‘ ARE ๐Ÿ‘ HOMME ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

French people stink ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™