Market rule

Squibbles@lemmy.ca to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 91 points –
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Careful, the floor's a bit slippery

I like to just slide in, get what I need, then slip on out. Sometimes I'll even use the back door.

Just be sure to get the proprietor's permission first.

If the owner doesn't enthusiastically want me there then I'm happy to slide in somewhere I'm welcome. I'll never force my way in (unless they're into that sort of thing).

This has 'murder market' written all over it. And they sell flowers for your funeral.

There used to be (or maybe still is) a small chain of markets in New York called "Key Food". The one near me closed down and was bought by a third party. To save money they just removed the "e" from the sign and renamed it "Ky Food".