What was the weirdest thing an ex did while you were together?

dom@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 3 points –
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Forgot we were dating when she was the one who started the relationship.

She followed me into the men's washroom and made out with me after I just puked then sucked my dick. We dated for 2 years after that.

She broke up with me abruptly because I just wasn’t a boyfriend like Edward was to Bella and then 6months later she asks me out again and then 6 months from then she breaks up with me because I told her “I love you” and according to her, that meant “I want to have sex with you very soon” so she broke up with me again.

High school, man.

Raging hormones and unrealistic, unspoken, expectations can do wild things

She was learning to play the guitar but wasn't very good at it. I also started learnig so we could play together. I was starting to get decent, learned a song and decided to play it to her.

Halfway through the song she freaked out and shouted that if I ever play in front of her again she'll break up with me.

Pray for forgiveness every time we had sex

ooh boy

Yep it's about as fun as it sounds

I could see that getting kinky if played right, tho I imagine anyone that seriously prays for forgiveness after sex is probably not into getting kinky.

Yeah this person was absolutely not kinky

I had an ex that wanted to take a break for a bit because they wanted to "give me up" for Lent. They said I was the most important thing to them at the time, so it was kind of sweet and romantic...but definitely strange as well.

Should have told them Jesus was more important therefore they should give up lent for 40 days.