Why didn't they teach me Q̶̦͚͙̗̼̈́͊̍̈́͊µ̶͙̣̜͖̯̐̑̀̎͠å̷̻͚͕̞̺̑̊̂̋͒ñ̶̞̰̦͈͇̂̓̄̄̔†̸͓͈̟͗͊͜͜͠͝͠µ̴̧̢̛̹̥̼͑̈̍͘m̵̺̩̼͙̞͑̓̃̓͠? in school?

hypertown@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 400 points –
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Void deer sounds tempting, I wonder what the 401k will be like?

Fortunately for me I already partly qualify for that one. I think.

I'm fully qualified to be a photon reciever.

New hires have to watch the training video.

Do I get paid to watch it?

Haha, No.

Ngl, being a professional cosplayer sounds dope.

Only thing stopping me is my lack of an 8" waist.

There are plenty of over weight characters. Follow you dream!

I don't think lacking an 8" waist makes you overweight...

More like healthy weight.

I don't disagree, but I assumed they meant >8" which could mean 58" for all I know.