I vow to only eat hot dog today in appreciation for lemmy world

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Got dog

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I don’t understand.

Chief’s sayin they’re gonna guzzle mad glizzies cuz el-dub’s so litty-poppin fresh

I don't understand.

The fine person (commonly referred to as "Original Poster" (often abbreviated to simply "OP")) responsible for having created the post we now comment in has stated emphatically that they are enamored with the services and experience provided by the online federated communications platform instance lemmy.world to such a remarkable degree that they have forsworn to consume, for sustenance presumably, meat-based sausages (shown in the photo along with the original poster's post) commonly referred to in some locales as "hot dogs" placed within a type of baked bread most often referred to as "hotdog buns" (the two most commonly consumed concurrently and likewise referred to together as "hot dog") (also featured in the aforementioned photo accompanying the original poster's communique). They furthermore take oath that indeed, this simple but effective meal shall be the sum total of their repast for the entire duration of one 24-hour cycle. It is my most sincere wish that my explanation has, at least in some small degree, helped to alleviate your confusion regarding the matter.

The correct term is glizzy guzzling.
For example, OP should have said:
"I vow to guzzle glizzies today in appreciation for lemmy world. Get glizzied."