I get drunk, drive around in my RAM 2500, and run cyclists off the road
based
I'm watching Perun yt and scrolling lemmy, and I would be taking an aternoon nap but I got something on my leg so it itches...
Pushups
Personally? Men.
wow, i wish i could
Trying to do pixel art instead of playing games as of recently
Scrolling Lemmy
Reading about Programming (rarely)
Talking to my dad
Masturbating
Dreaming of things to do
very relatable, though i don't masturbate so much these days...
Smoke a cig
Or a bowl
Shitpost
???
How much detail do you want?
as much as you're willing to give
Alright, so first I let my thoughts drift to more and more horny places, let my hands slowly find their way down and just sit there until I'm licking my lips, longing for...
You know what, maybe that's TMI after all
🤤
Guess I've found someone who's as horny as I am, huh
So anyway, I keep it going until it physically aches to be released from my jeans, and only then do I, uh...
So, what do you do when you don't know what to do?
I read manga and light novels
I try to learn about programming and get confused
I see what the people in my puter are posting about today
I do Pokemon battles with strangers
I stay up late and play Yume Nikki
I get in bed and snuggle my blåhaj
That's all I can think of right now.
Do note, however, that masturbating isn't something I do when there's nothing better to do, it is something I do with purpose and conviction
That second point resonates so hard with me.
If I masturbate like I described it, it's definitely with purpose, too. Taking the time to just lose myself in this amazing feeling.
All I want in life is to give that feeling to the person I love.
So real, so wonderful
Still need to find that special someone, though. But when I do, they'll have to brace themselves for a really good time.
I get drunk, drive around in my RAM 2500, and run cyclists off the road
based
I'm watching Perun yt and scrolling lemmy, and I would be taking an aternoon nap but I got something on my leg so it itches...
Pushups
Personally? Men.
wow, i wish i could
Trying to do pixel art instead of playing games as of recently
very relatable, though i don't masturbate so much these days...
How much detail do you want?
as much as you're willing to give
Alright, so first I let my thoughts drift to more and more horny places, let my hands slowly find their way down and just sit there until I'm licking my lips, longing for...
You know what, maybe that's TMI after all
🤤
Guess I've found someone who's as horny as I am, huh
So anyway, I keep it going until it physically aches to be released from my jeans, and only then do I, uh...
So, what do you do when you don't know what to do?
I read manga and light novels
I try to learn about programming and get confused
I see what the people in my puter are posting about today
I do Pokemon battles with strangers
I stay up late and play Yume Nikki
I get in bed and snuggle my blåhaj
That's all I can think of right now.
Do note, however, that masturbating isn't something I do when there's nothing better to do, it is something I do with purpose and conviction
That second point resonates so hard with me.
If I masturbate like I described it, it's definitely with purpose, too. Taking the time to just lose myself in this amazing feeling.
All I want in life is to give that feeling to the person I love.
So real, so wonderful
Still need to find that special someone, though. But when I do, they'll have to brace themselves for a really good time.