Rule the bottles

LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 450 points –
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The thought of spilling dirty dish water on your crotch with every cup is revolting

If you just keep going, you'll eventually spill clean dishwater on it - then don't forget to also spill clean rinse water and then sanitize by spilling clean chlorine bleach solution! Cleanest and burniest crotch ever.

"Mr officer, I was minding my own business taking a shower when my girlfriend snuck in and...then I was assaulted..."

Hodor voice:

Clean bottles. Clean bottles. Clean botthuls. Clean botthuls. Clean bottholes. Clean bottholes. Clean buttholes. Clean buttholes.

Is that what people mean when they say pegging needs lots of preparation?