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Finally a guitar for people with Midjourney hands.

No wammy? No thanks.

imagine the tension springs of said whammy bar

Probably at least two whatever-rods in the neck, I'd guess. Oh, Truss rods.

Walk on stage with this. The crowd goes wild, expecting the crustaceanest of crabcore that ever touched a human ear. Not a single note has been played, but the crowd is already separating for a wall of death. Drum intro.

0-3-5

playing chords with barre grip- wait, let me just get my fingerlongers..

Yeah... 5 string basses are bad enough in that regard.

At what point does it loop right back into being a piano again?