Bartering

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 648 points –
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Benz was worth 140k new. 1 year later was worth 60k. Owner is in denial.

After 3 years it would be worth no more than 40k and that's IF it had next to no mileage simply because the warranty on it would have so little time left

I can think of a lot of things worth $140,000.

  1. $140,000

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My trade offer is 1,400 funny green bills with "100" printed in the corners from the bank.

How do you get those? Was it a special promotion or limited run event? Every time I go in and ask for them they just tell me to "please leave sir"

Oh, you've gotta go for another trade offer where you show them your shiny new gun and they'll give you a lot of money just to look at it.

I see, I see.

I'm the type of person who really likes to be prepared so what kind of dress code would you recommend? Casual, business casual, formal... what are we working with here...

Hey that's better than what they did to me. I got some funny bracelets and now I'm not allowed outside for more than an hour a day.