FYI, there are "yachts" and then there are yachts. For every billionaire's mega-yacht with helicopter pads and dozens of crew and whatnot, there are thousands of decades-old, sub-40-foot sailboats that some hippie bought for $1 and spent a year fixing up at the marina in hopes of doing the nautical equivalent of #vanlife.
Unfortunately, the ones being attacked by the orcas tend to be closer to the latter.
Fuck
Yes, we need to train and arm the orcas better.
Now help me get this explosive suicide vest on the whale
Please don't use endangered species for suicide missions.
Bitch we're going to be endangered species too we're all in this problem that only we created together!
Give a whale a suicide vest and he might sink one random yacht
Teach a whale how to use power tools and he will kill billionaires for a lifetime
Pretty sure with enough money killer whales could be wiped out very fast.
I hate this but I also know it’s true. 🐋
Came here to say this. Don't give them any ideas please
Hello there, friend!
I feel like the totem I'm carrying came to life
I come bringing joy and guillotines to the working class!
FYI, there are "yachts" and then there are yachts. For every billionaire's mega-yacht with helicopter pads and dozens of crew and whatnot, there are thousands of decades-old, sub-40-foot sailboats that some hippie bought for $1 and spent a year fixing up at the marina in hopes of doing the nautical equivalent of #vanlife.
Unfortunately, the ones being attacked by the orcas tend to be closer to the latter.
Fuck
Yes, we need to train and arm the orcas better.
Now help me get this explosive suicide vest on the whale
Please don't use endangered species for suicide missions.
Bitch we're going to be endangered species too we're all in this problem that only we created together!
Give a whale a suicide vest and he might sink one random yacht
Teach a whale how to use power tools and he will kill billionaires for a lifetime
Pretty sure with enough money killer whales could be wiped out very fast.
I hate this but I also know it’s true. 🐋
Came here to say this. Don't give them any ideas please
Hello there, friend!
I feel like the totem I'm carrying came to life
I come bringing joy and guillotines to the working class!