Dear god...

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Yet somehow, each one still tastes exactly the same. Like old, burnt sugar.

It's more of a wax sugar mix that I get with a hint of fake vanilla.

Depends on the brand, but yeah... Brachs is like that. They are just barely at that mark where I might eat them.

I've had others that are amazing, though. Not many others... Okay, one brand. I don't even recall the name it was sold at Albertsons, though. It was excellent.

What's going on down there? You guys ok? Please don't ever let them suggest poutine and maple syrup as their next go to....

apparently this monstrosity is the fault of walgreens. they aren't in canada, but the guy in that article is the one to shoot the spitball at. walgreens has a corporate sibling in the uk (boots)... maybe they'd also be up for one based on a 'full english'?

Walgreens is a big player in candy corn

I don't even know how to process that statement.

probably just means one of brachs biggest retail outlets for it.

Fuck, I thought this was a joke. This is a fucking joke, right? Shit can’t be real.

They are real and horrible. The cranberry and coffee ones were pretty good though

I love candy corn. But this is...is a travesty. Seriously what the fuck does it taste like?