You wouldn't download a car

balderdash@lemmy.zip to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 403 points –
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If I could download a car I absolutely would!

That's why that advert goes down in history as a spectacular blunder. Every single one of us absolutely would.

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Boy, do I have some good news for you. Three of your new favorite words:

Three Dimensional Printing.

Let's download and print a car!

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Whenever I recommend a show to people and they ask which service it's on I realize I have no idea.

Fuck, I'd download a donkey if it's free!

Once you finish downloading, can you share a copy of your ass with me, thanks?

sees Johnny Depp

You wouldn't beat your wife

Pretty sure his wife lost a case about calling him a wifebeater, because she couldn't prove he touched her once.

Not in the UK, also sometimes the bad people win in court.

Buddy, the entire thing was livestreamed, watched by countless lawyers. A jury was giving the verdict. There was no proof he touched her. All there was, was verbal abuse, him doing drugs and sleeping in random places. There was proof of his wife abusing him though. There was proof of her cheating, of her hitting him, of her literally taking a shit on his side of the bed.

I don't care that you won't believe it, just don't shout lies that were proven to be lies in the most televised court in this century.

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