The secret ingredient is smegma

irreticent@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 150 points –
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What do you think smegma is and why would you presume you'd find any at the upper crack of this fellow's ass?

From this picture, if anything the secret ingredient can be suspected to be doodoo chips.

About as bad as ligma.

What's ligma?

Ligma balls!!

Haha, got'em.

Which reminds me: does anyone here have any updog? If I didn't know what "updog" was, I would at least ask me.

No wonder they have a "Now Hiring" sign on the counter!

Just look him in the eye, give a firm handshake, and the job is yours.