Aced it!

The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 324 points –
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Even Jesus was only probably around 15% alcohol with his blood/wine condition.

"In the eyes of the law, I have committed a grave crime, but in the eyes of God, I am amongst him"

- Saint Heineken, Pope of the booze cruise, after T-boning a honda civic at a busy intersection

Damn! Some of the highest blood alcohol concentrations recorded are around 1.3%. Drunkenness occurs around 0.1%. Most people will die around 0.3%-0.45%

Nobody drives drunker than cops. They're behind the wheel with above the legal limit of survivability.