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Pretty sure this is from a movie, also pretty sure chocolate is toxic to birds

https://youtu.be/UdRvlLZLI6c?si=I8bBls5U1XMTZmmW

So glad. I can't imagine the nightmare of trying to clean chocolate off of a cockatoo or the harm the bird would suffer if it had ingested much of that chocolate or be exposed to that temperature. Great CGI though, I had thought it was real for years.

My bird flew into a fly strip once and that was bad enough, a chocolate coated bird 10 times the size would be horrible.

At least chocolate is water soluble.

You have to get 99% of it off of a soaking wet upset contemporary dinosaur with a nutcracker for a face, not easy. After that, the bird will remember the event for the rest of its life and will behave accordingly.

"Listen here cum-slut"

Fucking hell that phrase is the best thing I have this year so far

As Mac Miller once said (rip): "I been in this shit so long that it don't smell"