I swear every picture of a frog/toad is either the highest res, most detailed in the world OR the fuzziest piece of garbage ever rubbed in your eyes. There's never any in-between. What's your secret you amphibious bastards?!
I think Bigfoot is just blurry.
So some frogs are just blurry and they cloned Bigfoot replacing the gaps in the gene coding with frog DNA. That makes sense. I get it now.
The fuzzy ones are taken at night on phones that are not optimised for flash photography
Not my proudest fap.
Which, I wouldn't normally break that dull-ass saying out on lemmy, but if ever there was a shit-post that deserved a shit-comment, this was it. And I mean that in the best possible way!
I swear every picture of a frog/toad is either the highest res, most detailed in the world OR the fuzziest piece of garbage ever rubbed in your eyes. There's never any in-between. What's your secret you amphibious bastards?!
I think Bigfoot is just blurry.
So some frogs are just blurry and they cloned Bigfoot replacing the gaps in the gene coding with frog DNA. That makes sense. I get it now.
The fuzzy ones are taken at night on phones that are not optimised for flash photography
Not my proudest fap.
Which, I wouldn't normally break that dull-ass saying out on lemmy, but if ever there was a shit-post that deserved a shit-comment, this was it. And I mean that in the best possible way!
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WTF?
Yes it is a frog.
Damn that showed them
Yes.