What's wrong, babe? You've barely touched your Elmor's...

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Well that's one way get your daily allotment of between 10,000 and 20,000 specialized erotogenic nerve endings of several types for those that had their's lobbed off.

At least the foreskins can now become useful again in this new tablet

People these days are lazy, back then if you wanted foreskins you had to go straight to the source

These days foreskin removal is mostly ceremonial. The synthetic pills do the job just as well without the pain.