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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 251 points – 9 months ago

So THAT'S how it fascinates women.

Oh man, im gunna get a whole wheel and give it to the next baddie I see.

It might work

That feels so affirming to me, not gonna lie.

It's true, I once gave a woman some cheese, and we were fucking within ten minutes.

I also gave myself a piece of cheese once

My Idea is to eat some Cheese now

Sighs in lactose

Lactaid is your friend

Source: Without it my dairy inspired assgass is so corrosive it could eat through the hull of a naval vessel and trust me when I say that's not the way you wanna call out "YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP!"

I live off those

Actually most cheese (*read: aged cheese) are low in lactose because it's already been broken down by the commensal bacteria.

Unless you're a dirty poor and buy the cheap cheese from the dairy section of wall-mort.

I’m lactose intolerant and there’s plenty of cheese that’s high quality that will cause me 8hrs of pain. The dry cheeses typically have low lactose. Soft cheeses have more.

Ah, I was speaking about aged cheeses (≥ 1 year). Thought I put that in there, but... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I once tried 10 year aged extra sharp cheddar. It was great, but not worth the price increase over the 2 year aged cheddar.

I find diminishing returns after 7 years. I did try a 20 year aged once. It's a nice thing to try once.