Are you a hi hi, ha ha or he he person? Do you know any ho ho person besides Santa?

Hedup@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 19 points –
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I'm an excessive gravitas person. Instead of laughing, I just narrow my eyes and glare at you in silence.

The wind dies. Nearby plants wither. Small children hide.

In the distance, cats begin to fight.

I know this girl who NEVER laughs. She just deadpans "I'm dead." I'm fucking hilarious, and it gives me low self esteem to hang out with her so I stopped. Now me and my real friends laugh about it.

Anyway I say "hoo hoo"

Hehe just makes me think of Michael Jackson so I say haha. Hehe if I’m trying to be Michael Jackson

I used hehe a lot at one point, but it's so uncommonly used I go with haha when I mean hehe.