this trash can looks lonely, someone should dump something in it

Hjalmar@feddit.nu to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 69 points –
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Ok I'm breaking up with you

Should I go dump myself in that trash can?

Seems reasonable

I am now in the trash can

Now the trash can doesn't seam so lonely anymore

Ah, evaluating your self worth. Room for 2?

Sure, it's quite a large trash can. But it's not as nice in here since someone dumped all of the jeans memes in it

Not sure where you got this photo of my house, but thanks for encouraging people to give me free stuff.

I tried this line on my wife and now I'm sleeping on the couch...