Sorry for blaming you, Brutus.

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... and only one was fatal

... and they didn't think about anything of the consequences afterwards

... and they didn't even kill Marc Antony

... and infinity

Only one needed to be fatal tbf

The rest was just for aesthetics, send a message kinda shit ✊

Its like none of you have been to a gangbang before.

Do you know how hard it is to get more than 4 guys close enough at once?

Arguably, it'd be easier if they had dicks on their hands, like (supposedly) the knives.

Agreed, but you have less worries about a teamkill waving a dick around.

Did the song mmm whatcha say play each time he was stabbed?

Definitely. That was the inspiration of the SNL skit.

The Tsalal Station scientists be like: