This Startup Founder Wants to Sell Cocaine

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This Startup Founder Wants to Sell Cocaine
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I was just thinking this past week that if cocaine was legal, there'd probably be someone trying to make an industry out of scent-infused cocaine cut with vitamins or pollens or something for "health," targeted at hipster millennials.

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Then sell cocaine. It’s not that hard. You don’t have to not do things just because they’re illegal, don’t be such a pussy.

In Europe it's called "Faster than Uber" and you get your drugs faster than it takes to call an Uber.

If you have money, you can literally get away with anything despite not being legal to do so cuz you can just buy the authorities instead

Elite: does cocaine

Courts: haha silly boy

Brown person: does cocaine

Courts: THIS EVIL MUST BE STOPPED