I'm not a drunk. I'm just living clean.

Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 429 points –
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Misleading. Most alcohol you drink isn’t strong enough to sanitize. You need to buy Everclear. And it has to be the 190 proof stuff

If you drink it with apple juice it's really nice

.... and now that I think about it, apples keep doctors away so like.. double points or whatever

I have some snake oil that goes down a lot easier I must say

Easier than 190 proof alcohol? Lies, nothing goes down as easily

Found this on Truth Social?

Doubt it; those idiots would probably advocate for using turpentine instead.

Disclaimer that shouldn't be necessary but probably is: DON'T DRINK TURPENTINE.

Meh, this is a problem that will solve itself.

No, you need to drink for the buffalo effect. Drinking kills the slow cells in your body so only the strong ones survive.

I had a sophomoric urge to get smashed day-drinking. It’s the kind of urge I typically (always) ignore. But I think you just changed my mind. Glug glug glug…

Go for 99.9% pure Industrial Isopropyl Alcohol for fastest results.