What's some sex ed info you didn't know until embarrasingly late?

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Not my info but this year a classmate confided in me the following:

"it took an embarrassingly long time to realize that men have multiple holes on their penis".

I thought she was joking but she was dead serious, (she was from a very conservative family to put it mildly and had been withheld from sex-ed their entire life). For some reason they insisted arguing about it with me and the other guy present.

I was 22 and she was 21.

Well, if you are not circumcised then you have a hole in your foreskin (when it is not retracted), and you also have the hole in the glans. So, multiple holes.

But that's a serial hole, not a parallel hole?

That's very useful if you want to attach an old school printer or mouse to your penis.

At first I read that as an old printer from a school, and thought that was a very weird thing to want, but then I realised you meant a printer that was old school, and it all suddenly made sense to me!

She may have confused it for female anatomy? I had a similar argument with a young woman about this.

...women have two holes, too. One for pee and one for all the vaginally discharges.