I want him to blow his top like a cartoon where his face gets red, steam comes out of his ears, and the toupee flies a foot straight up into the air
lul
That seems weirdly concise for him (to have typed). I wonder if he's got some publicist taking dictation.
I think at this point he definitely dictates to some lackey (and you know that guy wears a bowtie) who takes his word salad and turns it onto something vaguely comprehensible.
Other than Tucker, what's wrong with bow ties?
Please, cry more Donald. It brightens my day and I really need it
Turns our his tears were the fountain of youth all along. It rejuvenates us mind, body, and soul.
That's some serious copium he's got there. I wonder how the magoos are dealing with this kind of crying from little d. Are they crying just as hard?
They don't understand it. It will just be "yay he won!" Or "they cheated to win!".
He's not allowed to go after the law clerk so he's dumping everything he's got on the judge
The judge sounds like a rational human then. Thanks for confirming that everything is in order, Donald.
I do concede that I didn't read the complete "statement" because I phased out around halfway through this unhinged rant tho.
Case over you guys!
Everyone has to stop being mean to me now.
I said CASE OVER!
You're late enough to the party that idk if this will get the appreciation I think it deserves. So Thank you for making me laugh I genuinely enjoyed your comment when a lot of the political jokes are tired repeated things.
I want him to blow his top like a cartoon where his face gets red, steam comes out of his ears, and the toupee flies a foot straight up into the air
lul
That seems weirdly concise for him (to have typed). I wonder if he's got some publicist taking dictation.
I think at this point he definitely dictates to some lackey (and you know that guy wears a bowtie) who takes his word salad and turns it onto something vaguely comprehensible.
Other than Tucker, what's wrong with bow ties?
Please, cry more Donald. It brightens my day and I really need it
Turns our his tears were the fountain of youth all along. It rejuvenates us mind, body, and soul.
That's some serious copium he's got there. I wonder how the magoos are dealing with this kind of crying from little d. Are they crying just as hard?
They don't understand it. It will just be "yay he won!" Or "they cheated to win!".
He's not allowed to go after the law clerk so he's dumping everything he's got on the judge
The judge sounds like a rational human then. Thanks for confirming that everything is in order, Donald.
I do concede that I didn't read the complete "statement" because I phased out around halfway through this unhinged rant tho.
Case over you guys!
Everyone has to stop being mean to me now.
I said CASE OVER!
You're late enough to the party that idk if this will get the appreciation I think it deserves. So Thank you for making me laugh I genuinely enjoyed your comment when a lot of the political jokes are tired repeated things.
With a steam train horn sound in the background.