What happens when Linus dies/retires?∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz to Linux@lemmy.ml – 295 points – 8 months agoWill we all be fucked or is there a Linus 2?156Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentBut what happens when Bill Gates is dead?!We all become MacroHardBill Gates will never die, he'll transfer his consciousness to the 5G network and control us all through vaccines"You see officer, it wasn't me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!"All the vaccine microchips activate and we all become Bill Gates. ʘ‿ʘWhat a blessed day.MSed day to youThat would be one helluva evil plan.Might be better than Being John Malkovichcheering in the streets? orgies?Return to monke
But what happens when Bill Gates is dead?!We all become MacroHardBill Gates will never die, he'll transfer his consciousness to the 5G network and control us all through vaccines"You see officer, it wasn't me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!"All the vaccine microchips activate and we all become Bill Gates. ʘ‿ʘWhat a blessed day.MSed day to youThat would be one helluva evil plan.Might be better than Being John Malkovichcheering in the streets? orgies?Return to monke
Bill Gates will never die, he'll transfer his consciousness to the 5G network and control us all through vaccines"You see officer, it wasn't me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!"
All the vaccine microchips activate and we all become Bill Gates. ʘ‿ʘWhat a blessed day.MSed day to youThat would be one helluva evil plan.Might be better than Being John Malkovich
But what happens when Bill Gates is dead?!
We all become MacroHard
Bill Gates will never die, he'll transfer his consciousness to the 5G network and control us all through vaccines
"You see officer, it wasn't me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!"
All the vaccine microchips activate and we all become Bill Gates. ʘ‿ʘ
What a blessed day.
MSed day to you
That would be one helluva evil plan.
Might be better than Being John Malkovich
cheering in the streets? orgies?
Return to monke